Rant: Ladies, just because you meet someone that’s a lesbian or bisexual woman, it does not mean they want to sleep with you and are-without a doubt-going to fall in love with you. Lesbians and bisexuals aren’t born promiscuous and desire to sleep with any female that they come in contact with. And secondly, to the gentlemen out there, stop and calm down. Just because you’ve met a homosexual male, it does not mean he wants to sleep with you, so stop being ignorant. Be a man and talk to the guy, treat him like a human being because he’s probably a really nice guy. He deserves your respect.
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Him: What do you use to catch a shark?
Me: I don’t know, fish?
Him: NO. Shark bait. Okay, try this one.. what do you use to catch a snake?
Me: Oh, snake bait.
Him: YES. And what about a giraffe?
Me: Giraffe bait.
Him: Okay. What about if you want to catch an eye master?
Me: What the hell is an eye master?
Him: Just answer the question!
Me: Okay fine, whatever. Eye master b—
Rebecca Black’s ‘Friday’ and Nyan Cat played on piano simultaneously
In which two negatives result in a positive.
That was beautiful.
i love this so much
My name is Lindsay and I am in love with this girl named Abby (;
when i turn 18
- mom: go do this thing
- me: dobby is a free elf now, dobby has no master
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